The Polar Vortex

Too cold to watch porn

The Polar Vortex took place in the Midwestern United States last week, and xHamster data revealed some surprising trends that occurred during the Polar Vortex 2019.

The data team saw a decrease in viewership from the previous week in Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.

Any increase, you’d ask? Minnesota, babe, where the traffic did grow by 10%.

"Oddly enough the Polar Vortex did not turn people on in the Midwest," said Alex Hawkins, VP of xHamster. "People were too cold to watch porn, which is normally not the trend we expected. With the temperatures plummeted as low as 60 below Fahrenheit in some areas, we would imagine people have one thing in mind: stay warm."
Published by xHamster
5 years ago
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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver-
bull crap
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gemini68monkey 5 years ago
Its minus 3 in EASTVAN.....We are  keeping warm one way or another.....lol
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presiyan_online
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bigbeaverbill
bigbeaverbill 5 years ago
I was too busy shoveling the drifted snow to watch porn!
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MPLSbiGUY
MPLSbiGUY 5 years ago
Go Minnesota!   - Dave
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