Blond bombshell with big melons in white dress went to the editor in chief of a popular magazine to ask for a promotion.

This is cold and it's yesterday's the coffee maker broke and we haven't got enough ********* a new one

Yeah, yeah, I'm working on a sweetness

Well, you better get something soon or I may just go work for a major Parker

Oh boy, oh geez that scumbag. He's not even a real major

Besides he took that name when he was a band here in high school. Well, someone told me I could be getting twice what I'm making here